Yo Mamma is so nasty,
a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her tits give sour milk. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she calls Janet "Miss Jackson." |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she bit the dog and gave it rabies. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she breeds crabs. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she made Right Guard turn left. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she's got more clap than an auditorium. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she made Speed Stick slow down. |
Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she has more crabs then Red Lobster. |
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