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    Yo Mamma Is So Nasty...
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    her tits give sour milk.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she breeds crabs.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she made Right Guard turn left.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she's got more clap than an auditorium.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she made Speed Stick slow down.
    Yo Mamma is so nasty,
    she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

     

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