Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even a blind man wouldn't have sex with her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her dentist treats her by mail-order. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her pillow cries at night. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the elephant man paid to see her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her shadow quit. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
her face is closed on weekends! |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even the tide won't come back in. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
it looks like she's been bobbing for French fries. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
people go as her for Halloween. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
roaches go "Hi mom!" |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could be the poster child for birth control! |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she can't even bare the thought of fucking herself. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
Rice Krispies won't talk to her. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
it makes me wish birth control is retroactive. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the ugly log. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the flies off a shit wagon. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has a sign in her yard that says "Beware of Dog." |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the moss off a rock! |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could only be Yo mamma. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. |
Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she could scare the chrome off a bumper! |
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