Yo Mamma is so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention! |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers! |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
her face is on the front of a foodstamp. |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
she drives a peanut. |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning. |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage." |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. |
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" |
