Yo Mamma is so stupid,
at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
her idea of safe sex is locking the car doors. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Fruit Loop. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked you "What is the number for 911". |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
it takes her an hour to cook minute rice. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
if brains were dynamite, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1" |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she got a part time job painting skittles. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she fell up the stairs. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses. |
Yo Mamma is so stupid,
she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box. |
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