Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she only has one stripe on her pajamas. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can dodge rain drops. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can see out the peephole with both eyes. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like a #2 pencil. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she looks like a mic stand. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
her nipples touch. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
I could blind-fold her with dental floss. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
her pants have one belt loop. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she can hula hoop in a fruit loop. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she has to run around in the shower to get wet. |
Yo Mamma is so skinny,
she has to wear skis in the shower. |
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