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    All Men Are The Same

    Q: Why did Moses wander the desert for fourty years?

    A: He wouldn't ask for directions

    How To Satisfy A Man

    HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
    Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply, accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm, lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate, attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend, coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromatize, fuse, fizz, rationalize, detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace, accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead, borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch, crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for, dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine, cajole, Anglicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate, enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite, taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey, hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize, humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble, drip, dry, knead, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate, indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and worship, and then go back, and start again.

    HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
    Show up naked with food.

    Mutual Orgasm

    Q: What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

    A: An insurance company.

    Irresistible To Women

    A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.
    The genie says "Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes."
    The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand.
    He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and abright red brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him.
    He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."
    Phoof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates

     

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